The Billi Bardot interview

It’s time to get to know Billi Bardot, a 41-year-old mother of five from North Carolina. In this entertaining, in-depth interview, lovely Billi tells us why she’s one of the guys, talks about being an exotic dancer who didn’t dance (she’ll tell you what she did do), shares an amusing story that’s right out of the American Pie MILF playbook and talks about her tits. She talks a lot about her tits. They’re a big subject with her because they’re huge. Billi has M-cups, which is why you’ll be able to see her at SCORELAND, too.

Back in high school, Billi played tennis, was on the gymnastics and swim teams and was also a cheerleader. Can you imagine those big tits bouncing when Billi’s team scored a touchdown? She enjoys playing golf, watching football and rugby, four-wheeling, off-roading and mixed martial arts. Yes, we said mixed martial arts.

“I also enjoy reading and learning new things,” she said. “I love to hike. I enjoy amusement parks and horseback riding. I can sew, crochet and paint. I like remodeling homes.”

What a woman!

“My main goal is to see the world,” she said.

Right now, our main goal is to see as much of Billi as possible.